Cleverest boy in Rory’s year.
Ms. Birkinstead’s husband. We call him Noah the Nostril because he is OBSESSED with Noah, and has the biggest nostrils you have ever seen. really. They are huge.
Ms. Birkinstead’s sister. She is head teacher of The King George School.Posh, scary, always wears pearls, and her top lip, probably due to plastic surgery, looks like a slug about to burst.
Coolest boy in Rory’s year.