Mrs. Chipstead

Name: Mrs. Chipstead
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School mascot.

Ms Birkinstead

Name: Ms Birkinstead
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Headmistress. Her full name is Ms Birkinstead, BA, MA, NPQH (because she has loads of qualifications). We call her Ms Turkey-head (because she looks like a Turkey).

Mr. Meeton

Name: Mr. Meeton
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One of the two Deputy Heads. He is an absolute legend who could have been a rock star, or played ping-pong at the Olympics.

Mr. Bolton

Name: Mr. Bolton
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One of the two Deputy Heads. Likes grammar and is extremely pedantic.

Mike Tyson’s Baby

Name: Mike Tyson’s Baby
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Awwww…

Komodo Dragon

Name: Komodo Dragon
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Species of lizard found in the Indonesian islands of Komodo, Rinca, Flores, Gili Motang, and Padar. A member of the monitor lizard family Varanidae, it is the largest living species of lizard, growing to a maximum length of 3 metres (10 ft) in rare cases and weighing up to approximately 70 kilograms (150 lb).

Guy Murphy

Name: Guy Murphy
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One of Michael Mulligan’s sidekicks. Very slimy little fellow. Cannot be trusted under any circumstances.

Fiona McTavish

Name: Fiona McTavish
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TV news reporter. Seriously famous.

Dent-Head O’Malley

Name: Dent-Head O’Malley
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One of Michael Mulligan’s sidekicks. Don’t mess with him. He has a dent on the top of his in which moisture accumulates. Once there was even a fish in it.

Duncan Cliffhead

Name: Duncan Cliffhead
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Huge hairy boy in Year 6.

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