A very snooty, pompous girl in Rory’s year
In Rory’s class.
Dinner lady. We call her The Toad. Her eyes BULGE as she splats down your mince.
The most gorgeous dinner lady in the whole wide world.
Dinner lady. No one has ever heard her speak.
Ms. Birkinstead’s husband. We call him Noah the Nostril because he is OBSESSED with Noah, and has the biggest nostrils you have ever seen. really. They are huge.
Coolest boy in Rory’s year.
Ms. Birkinstead’s sister. She is head teacher of The King George School.Posh, scary, always wears pearls, and her top lip, probably due to plastic surgery, looks like a slug about to burst.
Cleverest boy in Rory’s year.