An old lady, who lives opposite Rory, who pops over, every time Mrs Branagan has to go out. Rory likes her, mainly because she has a sausage dog called Wilkins.
Headmistress. Her full name is Ms Birkinstead, BA, MA, NPQH (because she has loads of qualifications). We call her Ms Turkey-head (because she looks like a Turkey).
Ms. Birkinstead’s husband. We call him Noah the Nostril because he is OBSESSED with Noah, and has the biggest nostrils you have ever seen. really. They are huge.