Name: Mrs Winscombe
Description:
Dinner lady. No one has ever heard her speak.
Category: Characters
Name: Mrs. Chipstead
Description:
School mascot.
Name: Mrs. Daniels
Description:
From the school. Don’t get on her bad side.
Name: Mrs. Welkin
Description:
An old lady, who lives opposite Rory, who pops over, every time Mrs Branagan has to go out. Rory likes her, mainly because she has a sausage dog called Wilkins.
Name: Ms Birkinstead
Description:
Headmistress. Her full name is Ms Birkinstead, BA, MA, NPQH (because she has loads of qualifications). We call her Ms Turkey-head (because she looks like a Turkey).
Name: Ms Dinefield
Description:
The most gorgeous dinner lady in the whole wide world.
Name: Ms Rhodes
Description:
Dinner lady. We call her The Toad. Her eyes BULGE as she splats down your mince.
Name: Nigel Binaisa
Description:
Cleverest boy in Rory’s year.
Name: Noah the Nostril
Description:
Ms. Birkinstead’s husband. We call him Noah the Nostril because he is OBSESSED with Noah, and has the biggest nostrils you have ever seen. really. They are huge.
Name: Nush
Description:
In Rory’s class.